To start my most recent blog, I would like to set my vast readership (Ian, Darrel), a challenge. Can you peel an orange in one go? I only ask because I can. Well sometimes. That and writing this post gives me an excuse to gratuitously use the word 'pith' which, of course, has it's own comedy value; but only if you are immature enough. I enjoy the occasional orange particularly in my lunch box at work if for no other reason than any colleague that may not be in the office when I peel will inevitably ask "Have you been eating oranges?". The smell will linger for hours if not days after enjoying the fruity Vitamin C laden treat.
However, my method of peeling the other day was called into question. I don't know how you do it but I find a good way of loosening the peel from the fruit is to roll it on the desk first, thus separating the bit you eat and the bit you don't, get it right and the pith also comes away from the fruit and that's a good thing. The pith, so far as I can see is pointless, you can't use it for zesting and you don't want to eat it as part of the flesh. So, if you will take my advice, next time you eat an orange, give it a roll first.
So to the snow. I have been trying to avoid blogging about this so far because everybody else already has and what else can I add? Well, here's one thing, I'm quite proud of this here panorama of Gloucester from a jolly chilly top of Robinswood hill.
I strongly expect you are expecting me to waffle on for hours on end now about sledging and snowball fights with the kids. Well I'm not. Although we did take a trip up Robinswood Hill, leaving a poorly mummy wrapped up in bed, armed with some equipment not designed for sledging and that would have the Health and Safety Executive trembling with fear with; all the expected results except no trip to A&E.
Another thing you're probably expecting is for me to have a grump about the snow, well I'm going to disappoint you again. I like the snow, it makes me happy. However, I won't stop anyone else being grumpy and if you want some topics to get your grumpfest going, may I suggest:
1. Other drivers. Not me or you obviously, just everybody else either driving like a lunatic or at 6.3 mph on well gritted, clear roads with a little slush in the gutter.
2. "Cold enough?", "Slippy enough?" etc.
3. Local press. The Citizen (that's the Gloucester local if you don't know) has turned over at least 99.8% of the paper to covering the snow. Surely there's other news? Damned lazy hacks. Still, at least it has given us a rest from reading about the 2007 floods.
4. Flood threats - Panic, quick phone the press, when this lot melts we're going to flood for sure.
5. Schools/businesses closed. I don't know or care if I have an opinion on these closures but it is a good topic for a seasoned grumpy. When has a legitimate opinion made a difference?
Making it up as you go along
5 weeks ago